So one day I was driving my car and I was not looking where I was going. Next minute I go through a portal and end up on someone's well, in someone's roof. Funny story. Well it went crazy on the news not because I flew right into a roof but because portals aren’t real. Well they are now but people say their not. Which obviously they haven’t seen one. So they fixed my car and it cost a lot, around 10k but the news was interested in getting more money, plus views so they gave me 3m dollars to be on their show, and there I was rich and happy.